Don't read certain ones, if you get offended easily ;]
some on the automatic jokes, may be rude! So sorry if so.

• Why are Blond jokes short?
• Do you know the true reason for all of these blond jokes?
• What has arms and legs, but no head?

• So men can remember them.
• Brunettes and redheads think they look smart making them all up!
• A chair
  

• Dogs and cats instinctively know the exact moment their owners will wake up. Then they wake them 10 minutes sooner.
• Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it forever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
• Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
• The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!"
  Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS."
  "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient.
  "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease."
  Looking relieved the patient says, "Oh...Well, that's not so bad. At least I don't have AIDS."
• If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
• Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
• Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza EVERY DAY.